Note to self:

[thepeopleseason]

If you're wondering about the kind of thing that will make you have those horrible, Wô-zhēn-de-bù-shū-fú!, pass-out-face-first-falling-out-of-the-car-onto-asphalt, gastrointestinal pains, you can put a check mark next to:

• Drinking a Mochaccino Blanc, four Sprites, and a large cup of Cream of Broccoli soup on a stomach whose only contents are the two-hour-old remnants of a Pork Sung Bun.

That is all.