A short Harry Potter snippet
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thepeopleseasonNot much by way of spoilers, but this just occured to me as a funny way of ending the Harry Potter series. It would probably never happen, considering these are children's books, but it would be somewhat poetic.
A loud crack echoed throughout the courtyard, and Voldemort turned. Harry apparated again and again, jumping around the columns.
"Enough with the childish games!" Voldemort demanded. "Face me like a man! Face me like your father!"
The cracking stopped, and Voldemort turned to see Harry with his wand arm outstreched, his oversized robes covering all but the tip of his wand.
"You're not allowed to talk about my father." Harry breathed.
"I'll talk about anyone I please." He raised his wand and said, "Avada K--"
Another crack. Voldemort saw a flash of light from Harry's wand, but the boy did not disappear. "Wha--?" he tried to speak, but could get nothing more than a squishy wheeze. Putting his hand to his throat, Voldemort looked down to see blood.
Walking up, Harry pulled the smoldering sleeve of his robe back to reveal a Muggle revolver. "How's that for Mudblood ingenuity?" Pointing the gun at Voldemort's head, he added, "Jackass."
One more crack.
ETA: There's a spoiler for OOTP in the comments, now...
A loud crack echoed throughout the courtyard, and Voldemort turned. Harry apparated again and again, jumping around the columns.
"Enough with the childish games!" Voldemort demanded. "Face me like a man! Face me like your father!"
The cracking stopped, and Voldemort turned to see Harry with his wand arm outstreched, his oversized robes covering all but the tip of his wand.
"You're not allowed to talk about my father." Harry breathed.
"I'll talk about anyone I please." He raised his wand and said, "Avada K--"
Another crack. Voldemort saw a flash of light from Harry's wand, but the boy did not disappear. "Wha--?" he tried to speak, but could get nothing more than a squishy wheeze. Putting his hand to his throat, Voldemort looked down to see blood.
Walking up, Harry pulled the smoldering sleeve of his robe back to reveal a Muggle revolver. "How's that for Mudblood ingenuity?" Pointing the gun at Voldemort's head, he added, "Jackass."
One more crack.
ETA: There's a spoiler for OOTP in the comments, now...
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Date: 2003-06-23 08:06 pm (UTC)My HP Mary Sue has a gun and isn't afraid to use it. *g*
"Right, wrong, I'm the guy with the gun."
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Date: 2003-06-23 08:58 pm (UTC)"Right, wrong, I'm the guy with the gun."
You should write an Ash/Buffy or Ash/HP crossover ;)
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Date: 2003-06-24 09:05 am (UTC)Works for me.
I totally think the Order should be using Muggle technology.
If Sirius and Harry had cell phones, Sirius wouldn't have died. *snerk*
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Date: 2003-06-24 09:25 am (UTC)As funny as this is, it's a bit heartbreaking too...
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Date: 2003-06-25 11:01 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-06-24 09:05 am (UTC)"Right, wrong, I'm the guy with the gun."
You should write an Ash/Buffy or Ash/HP crossover ;)
I've actually never seen an Evil Dead movie, so I'm not the right person for the job.
You might try convincing Pete...
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Date: 2003-06-24 09:15 am (UTC)I'm shocked and dismayed. Get thee to the rental store!
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Date: 2003-06-24 01:44 pm (UTC)