Just because you're paranoid...
Feb. 22nd, 2008 04:22 pmdoesn't mean they're not out to get you:
From: The Consumerist
Recently, James' mother replaced the batteries in "Elmo Knows Your Name" and is now convinced that the doll is homicidal.
You see, James' mother thinks that Elmo is saying "Kill James."
From: The Consumerist