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I haven't been on Fark.com a lot lately, but I really have to hand it to the submitters--they come up with some really great headlines:

• Science proves that full moons do not cause epileptic seizures. Actually caused by imbalance of bodily humors, brought on by toad or small dwarf living in stomach
• Seven deadly sins packaged as ice creams. Specially-marked packages may include Gwyneth Paltrow's head
• Justin Timberlake to host Celine Dion special on CBS. Producers hope that their combined suckiness will create giant "suck magnet" that will rid the world of all sucking forever
• Researchers discover Stonehenge is a massive hoo-ha
• Somewhere, in a galaxy, far far away. The universe is giving us the middle finger.