For Jay

From my friend Jay:

Surely you have something to say about this .

My response:

I rejoice in the fact that at least one celebrity out in Hollywood has finally become a part of the online community. I look forward to the time when all of them get on all the usual forums and show that they hold opinions that are puerile, banal, and stupid just like the rest of us.

And stop calling me Shirley.

Note: this is in no way an endorsement or condemnation of the relative value of Live Free or Die Hard, as I have not seen the movie and cannot speak to its quality.

Dear Comcast Digital Cable:

I know that Emergency Broadcasts are important, and I've even tolerated your stupid interrupt-the-program-when-you-test-the-system-during-primetime-programming test procedure.

But tonight, I watched you completely interrupt the penultimate episode of this season of Supernatural some five minutes from the ending, thereby completely obscuring the action from when ( spoiler )

to when ( spoiler )

, rendering my watching of said program incomplete and unenjoyable, for the broadcast of an emergency notice of a child abduction which contained no discernable details other than it was in the state of Georgia.

In short, you suck donkey balls.