Overheard at the office

"You know that movie Lost in Translation that was up for all the awards? Horrible! It was so slow, I fell asleep halfway through."
"Who's in it?"
"Bill Murray"
"Is that the one where he has an affair with someone?"
"I don't know. I never got to that part. It's the one where he's in Hong Kong..."

"Please note that people who can’t handle really slow movies are stupid and worthy of neither friendship nor food."
--Patrick Hughes, Bad News Reviews