Good documentation, poor copyediting

From the UF Computer Science Department's help page on spam filtering:

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ETA: From CNN.com:

An Austrian extreme sports fanatic is reported to be planning further daredevil exploits after he become [sic] the first human to fly across the English Channel without an aircraft.

Whoa

It's been a while since I paged through the CISE web server logs, but I found that Emily Nussbaum of Slate posted an article about being a Spoiler Whore in which she mentions the bronzearchives, linking to the original site.

I also noticed that the BBC also linked to my Buffy site, calling it "Amazing." Cool.

Then I saw that a search for pinpricks fetish pictures on Google Germany lists my story "Faculties Intact" fourth on the list of appropriate links.

Of those three things, I'm not sure which I'm most proud of... :)

Answers to the Movie Quotes...

Here are the answers to yesterday's movie quotes thing, as well as some expanded quotes to better place them in the movies...

1. "Over Macho Grandé?"
   "No, I don't think I'll ever get over Macho Grandé. Those wounds run...deep" - Airplane II
   
2. "Alright you hayseeds this is a stickup! Everybody freeze. Everybody down on the ground..." - Raising Arizona
   
3. "The whole Judy Garland thing kind of turned me on. Does that make me some kind of fag?"
   "No, man, you're money." - Swingers
   
4. "Do you know what this is? It's my heart. It's broken." - Great Expectations
   
5. "In English, please."
   "Gimme da kees, cahsah, wha da fuh!?" - The Usual Suspects
   
6. "I took her to a place that wasn't human: She actually meowed."
   "You made a woman meow?" - When Harry Met Sally
   
7. "You just moved your finger! That's wonderful!" - The Princess Bride
   
8. "Damn baby, what you do to your hair?"
   "Do you like it? It's Autumn Sunrise!" - Ghost
   
9. "'I don't get it! I don't get it!' What is he trying to eviscerate me?" - Big
   
10. "Gooooooooo...Eagles!" - The Hudsucker Proxy
    

Media Overload

What should I do first?

• Watch the Homicide DVDs that I got from Netflix.
  
• Watch the BMW Films DVD that I got in the mail.
  
• Look at The Art of Hellboy.
  
• Read Matt Wagner's Trinity (Supes, Bats and Wonder Woman).
  
• Install a new video card in the computer and add the sound card from the other computer into there.
  
• Read Amarillo Slim's biography.
  
• Watch the Shawshank Redemption on TNT.
  
• Watch the fourth installment of the World Series of Poker on TiVo.