Se7en

[thepeopleseason]

I've fallen out of the addiction of doing memes, but I think I had to fill this one out, simply because I'm nothing if not a sinner.

Ganked from kawaiiryuko
WRATH

1. Who did you last get angry with?
   Someone on the road.
2. What is your weapon of choice?
   On the road? I always have this urge to toss pennies at drivers who piss me off. I never actually do, though (especially now that I've seen what an enormous pain in the ass getting a windshield replaced can be).
   Otherwise? A pool cue is the weapon that I actually used on someone most recently.
3. Would you hit a member of the opposite sex?
   I have, and it's one of my biggest regrets in my life. I intend never to do so again.
4. How about of the same sex?
   Yes. But I would need to be really angry.
5. Who was the last person that got really angry at you?
   Probably my father.
6. What is your pet peeve?
   Having to wait.
7. Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily?
   Depends on the situation.

SLOTH

1. What is one thing you're supposed to do daily that you haven't done in a long time?
   Finish cleaning up my place. I start all the time, but end up getting caught up in whatever background program I have running on the TV.
2. What is the latest you've ever woken up?
   About 3:00 PM.
3. Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't.
   Stephanie, although I call her on occasion, and she never calls me back.
4. What is the last lame excuse you've made?
   I'm tired.
5. Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through?
   Yes. For Auri, the car polish.
6. When was the last time you got a good workout in?
   Last Friday.
7. How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock today?
   None--I usually set the alarm for an hour earlier than I need to get up and then listen to the radio.
   

GLUTTONY

1. What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice?
   Chai lattes.
2. White meat or dark meat?
   Yes.
3. What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting/outing/event?
   I think it was like four or five Long Island Iced Teas on my birthday a few years ago.
4. Have you ever used a professional diet company?
   No.
5. Do you have an issue with your weight?
   I could stand to lose a few pounds, but I'm not really that concerned.
6. Do you prefer sweets, salty foods, or spicy foods?
   Yes. If I had to pick a particular preference, I generally love sweets, but I like them even better tempered with salty foods (Frosty & Fries, anyone?).
7. Have you ever taken food "to go" from a buffet?
   Nope.

LUST

1. How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies/family)?
   More than I can count.
2. How many people have seen YOU naked (not counting physicians/family)?
   About nine.
   
3. Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a member of your gender of choice during a normal conversation?
   Of course.
4. Have you wanted someone who was taken?
   All the time.
5. What is your favorite body part on a person of your gender of choice?
   The center of the back, where the muscles dip into the spine.
6. Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute?
   Propositioned by? Yes.
7. Have you ever had a one night stand?
   Technically, I suppose so.

GREED

1. How many credit cards do you own?
   Out of the four or five that I have, I only use two.
2. What's your guilty pleasure?
   I would say poker, but I don't really feel guilty about that. Pornography, perhaps, but I lost that shame a while ago, so I would have to pin it on an overwhelming desire to own more consumer electronics than I really have need for.
3. If you had $1 million, what would you do with it?
   Invest most of it, and play in a few poker tournaments.
4. Would you rather be rich or famous?
   Rich. Both are fleeting, but I'd rather be secure with the future and my family.
5. Would you accept a boring job if it meant you would make megabucks?
   Yes.
6. Have you ever stolen anything?
   Yes, if you count mp3s, pirated software/media, the unaired Buffy episodes "Earshot" and "Graduation Day II" during the summer between seasons 3 and 4, and a mixed variety of jelly beans, M&Ms, and Brach candies from supermarkets.
7. How many mp3's are on your hard drive?
   Around 1500.

PRIDE

1. What's one thing have you done that you're most proud of?
   Writing "Abraham."
2. What's one thing have you done that your parents are most proud of?
   Probably getting my Master's Degree.
3. What thing would you like to accomplish in your life?
   I'd like to write a novel.
4. Do you get annoyed by coming in second place?
   Not particularly.
5. Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors?
   Not that I can recall.
6. Have you ever cheated on something to get a higher score?
   Probably, but I can't recall the last time I did that.
7. What did you do today that you're proud of?
   Nothing in particular comes to mind...

ENVY

1. What item of your friend's would you most want to have for your own?
   Damn my interpersonal relationship ethics.
2. If you could be anyone else in the world, who would you be?
   I'm pretty happy being me, but temporarily? Perhaps Alexis Denisof.
3. Have you ever been cheated on?
   Yes.
4. Have you ever cheated on someone?
   Emotionally, yes. Physically, no.
   
5. Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own?
   <REN>Huge pectoral muscles</REN> Honestly, nothing really comes to mind, other than a curiosity to know what I look like double-lidded.
6. What trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself?
   Self-confidence.
7. What is your favorite deadly sin?
   Lust, followed closely by Gluttony.