batnandu: and, btw, dude
batnandu: lauren graham has no idea who you are. you should accept that.
batnandu: no, wait.
batnandu: better idea.
batnandu: you should meet her!
tmhsiao: dude, totally.
batnandu: and like seduce her and stuff
batnandu: so i can lust after a friend's girlfriend
tmhsiao: dude, I should go to her house, knock on her door, and when she opens the door, just grab her and kiss her.
batnandu: you are SO there.
batnandu: but like, if you do start dating her, would you be offended if i put on a santa suit and asked her to sit on my lap?
tmhsiao: dude, if you were dating her, I would totally do that.